BEEFUS! Electrical banjo and voice

Yes, it are BEEFUS! It's the goggle-glassed, gasoline swilling, top-hatterated, howling spitting electrical banjo madman! BEEFUS leads this kriminal krew of malcontents thru psychic moonscapes of fear, neon-lit alleyways of loathing and dread, anthems of the grotesque, and soaring arias of earsplitting noise.BEEFUS plays the SONIC BOLTS OF DOOM electrical banjo, to date, the only banjo-picker in the world to venture into the darkest corners of skuzz-rock, twangmetal and mighty stomping riffologies.

FRANK MEATSLAYER, bass and voice

FRANK was fired from his job at Globo-Research for some...improprieties concerning sexy human-chimp hybrids wearing skimpy diapers. A gaunt, twisted genius, frustrated by the world's lack of appreciation for his distance-spitting talents, FRANK plays the molten burp bass and contributes satanic soliloquys to these messages of revolt.

R3, drumps and percushions

R3 used to mop up the masturbatorium at St. Basterd's Maximum Security Holding Facility For The Criminally Wacko. Reprimanded for using his tongue instead of the standard-issue mop, he escaped through an open loading ramp door as a new shipment of adult diapers was being delivered, R3 found that the only jobs available to someone as mentally disadvantaged as himself were rock n' roll drummer and US Senator. R3 now maintains an irritating arrhythmic throbbing that underlies the BEEFUS creed.

NATE and SLOWPOKE, Electrical Mandolins

NATHAN B. GOSH and SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ are a pair of electrical mandolinists who used to entertain at circuses and provide soundtracks for farm porn videos. They share many things: a shrill annoying laugh, a tendency to skin hamsters alive and, some would say, a cybernetic kidney that can be programmed to seek out and destroy Pussycat Dolls.

NIGEL "SHREDZ" MOYNIHAN Electrical Guitar

Fear SHREDZ! The pain this fellow can inflict with poultry tongs and the electrical system from a Volvo would make Mace Windu cry like a little girl. Missing since 10/13/2007, he should be considered quite mad, very dangerous, and handsome.