WHY THE BANJO IS SUPERIOR TO THE GUITAR -- AND WHY THE ELECTRICAL BANJO CAN HORNSWOLLOP THEM BOTH!


Hav YU bilt yurselfs a ELECTRIKUL BANJO? Poast INFO an PIKTURES abowt it an BEEFUS can eether poast it HEER oar him
can LINK ot yur site!
Roolz;
Rool 1. Its gots to be UNIQUE! If you boughter its, it gots to be TRikked Owt an made DANJERUSS.
 A ELEKTRIKUL BANJO are WUN uv a kind!
Rool 2: No roolz!!! ANYTHINK GOES!!!!!!!!


Send BEEFUS yer pix an Text an BEEFUS will poast what Evur yu wants!

BEEFUS are starts the Ball Rollin:

SONIC BOLTS OF DOOM Elektrikul Banjo: It are made frum a wooden Chopping Boart what BEEFUS boughted at Target, two EMG single-coils pikkups frum Stew-Mac ($20 eech)  a ole twisty neck what BEEFUS gots lyin round an a buncha wire, nobs, metal an plootonium, all frum Stew-Mac. It go thru a 50W Kustom Amplifyer,  an a Cry-Baby Wah, a BOSS METAL-ZONE 2 pedal an  a Phaser. EEEEEYOW but it LOWD! But a 50W amp not lowd enuf fer gigs, so BEEFUS uzually mike hims Amp thru th PA, moast Sownd Men are OK with thats.  BEEFUS play with 2 Finger Pix an a Thum Pik just like enny uther banjo, no Flap Pikkin fer the BEEF-man!