NEW! "The Way The Meat Fork Wiggles!" The BEEFUS Movie! 37 minutes of Pure Beefy Goodness, now on DVD!

The new Ablum of awful sounds from BEEFUS and the boys!

*BEEFUS have very Profownd sawngs to Sings 'bowt apes, an sunsets an not drinkin yer Pet's medicine!BEEFUS - Clockwork Ape Lord of the Electrical Banjo! BEEFUS will pee in your Toaster! BEEFUS are coming for your poodle! All hail BEEFUS! BEEFUS am the Banjo Pickinest Weirdo evver to Flail th 5 string! BEEFUS, yeah BEEFUS, hims are the BEEFUS - est BEEFUS evur to be grounded into Paste! Are You a BEEFUS fan? You bettur be oar BEEFUS are come after yer Ukulele! BEEFUS are really a Nice fellow, long as you feeds him. We saw BEEFUS wrestle a whale! BEEFUS can eat a Tree! BEEFUS have a enormous Kayak what him uses to hit Yeti on the Snoots It are a problem for BEEFUS since Yeti are known to love Electrical Banjo Pickin! BEEFUS' daddy were a Baboon an hims Mommy were a can o creamed Corn! BEEFUS roamed weasel-like over the parched hills BEEFUS kept his paintbrushes in a can of Savoy coffee, his pistol in the ass of a mule.