THE WAY THE MEAT FORK WIGGLES! THE NEW BEEFUS MOVIE! ORDER TODAY!

Watch the trailer!

Includes: Globo-Research Instructional Prologue. Introductory specifications by BEEFUS. Words from R3. The MEATSLAYER Files: How BEEFUS was created! Throngs of the Faithful Worship GLURK! R3 Feels Your Pain. Banjo Lessons from BEEFUS! BEEFUS on the Radio! BEEFUS vs. the Beetles. Closing Benediction

RUNNING TIME: About 40 minutes, depending on the latest edit.

SONGS INCLUDED: 1. Let The Big One Rip. 2. Your Girl Got Boned by a Rodeo Clown 3. Pet Medicine 4. Meat Fork Wiggler 5. Manpanzee 6. I Knew That She Was Lyin 7. Brain Drain

TO ORDER THE DVD: Send Eight Crisp One Dollar Billz in an Enveloop to: BEEFUS Music Inc. 8712 Bradford Road, Silver Spring MD 20901. OR send Beefus an email explaining why you have to have this movie NOW at all costs, except the costs of actual money. If your need to watch TWTMFW is judged to be of a certain level of piquancy, BEEFUS may send you a DVD for free.