WHO IZ BEEFUS?
From the laboratories of the
GLOBO-RESEARCH corporation, and YS Records comes the thunderous
beat and heavy bruising banjology of the mighty BEEFUS and
his band
of miscreants and mental midgets. Through the electroshock wizardry
of bluegrass instruments strapped to the table and given 50,000
volts, this jolt of punishing powerful weirdo rock tells tales
of human-monkey hybrids, of tortures inflicted upon DNA nitemares,
of rodeo clowns and killer poodles, of the dreaded Fisticus and the
healing power of GLURK. Accept the mental probe, put on your Ear
Nubbles and surrender to the hypnotic howl of BEEFUS.
Obtain the DISK. See the
FOOTAGE. Absorb
the MESSAGE today!
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What is a SONIC BOLTS OF DOOM ELECTRICAL 5-STRING BANJO? It are BEEFUS' main axe. Find out how to make your own!
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LATEST NEWS: It are Spring an the BEEFUS projekt are lurnin new sawngs and wurkin lawng disstinss to make moar awfle noises! BEEFUS are livin in Wash Dee Cee cuz the ekonnumee have TOTALLY rekked th Cat Fude Business an there are oanly wun Fish Eye Mashin Plant still open in th whole USA! But keep yur eers opin foar new stuffs comin soon! >
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| THE ABLUM: The ablum MANPANZEE are reddy foar yr terrified eers. It are a terrble tale o Evil Xperimentz, half-man half Monky hybridz, nukleer boms an killer puppy dawgs. Seventeem Trax uv pure awfulniss, so Doan't Buy It! But you can gets them by emailin BEEFUS an sending Ten Dollarz uv wasted munny, oar by gettin em frum Lulu.com. |
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